elubviq:

expert-jumper:

unscinfinity:

expert-jumper:

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

NO CHANCES TAKEN

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elubviq:

expert-jumper:

unscinfinity:

expert-jumper:

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

NO CHANCES TAKEN

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Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

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tacticalshit:

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Timestamp: 1406096219

tacticalshit:

Check out our BRAND NEW Gator Shot Spreader that will spread your shot up to 6 feet at 12 yards. These are EXCELLENT for tactical situations such as home defense and hunting in thick brush. 

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otfilms:

"Deja vu - all over again."

Fight Club (1999)

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otfilms:

"Deja vu - all over again."

Fight Club (1999)

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ttiigerlily:

OMGG

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I like wearing cowboy/work boots, a pair of jeans, and a t-shirt. I love working outdoors all day. Getting down in the dirt, being around livestock, driving a pickup truck or riding a horse to where my boss needs me. My version of a party is having a bunch of people meet up, sit on the back of our tailgates in an open field, drink some beers and have a good time with no drama. On the weekends, you can find me either hunting, at the beach, cleaning my house, or going to see my parents and Tutu and helping them out.

I’m definitely not like other guys my age. I don’t go to bars and clubs and dance all night. I don’t have all this “swag” type clothing and nice ass sneakers. I don’t drive a JDM car. And I most definitely don’t work in a store or somewhere in the city.

I’m country. Plain and simple. So if my lifestyle doesn’t suit you, sorry to say it, but my life isn’t made to please people. My life is made for me, how I want it to be. So keep on looking for those guys that go out partying every weekend, spending money on clothes just to impress people. I’ll just be over here, making an honest living, working from before the sun comes up till the sun goes down.

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