Anonymous:
how come ur walking 14 miles tho

I went to Kaneohe Walgreens to get my medication that I forgot, then my car blew the head gasket. And I don’t have a ride so I’m basically walking back to Punalu’u lol. Fun night

Walking 14 miles because nobody in my phone wants to answer my calls, thanks guys

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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Ka’a’awa red eyes.

"I was quiet, but I was not blind."

Fanny Price, Mansfield Park (Jane Austen)

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wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

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flatulenceontoast:

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flatulenceontoast:

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astrolily:

I could use this tonight — well, every night — but more so tonight. 

And instead I’ll be getting drunk for the 3rd night in a row, yahyouuuu

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astrolily:

I could use this tonight — well, every night — but more so tonight. 

And instead I’ll be getting drunk for the 3rd night in a row, yahyouuuu

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callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

tinkerlu:

i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE

and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”

is ur grass australian

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