The most dangerous types of alcohol are the ones that taste like juice so you don’t know when to stop until it’s too damn late
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
How to stay in a relationship as a male:
- "Ok babe"
- "Yes darlin"
- "Alright honey"
- "Whatever you want beautiful"
- "You are always right my love now please put the 12 gauge down”
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeahWhat
HOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H